ACCOUTREMENTS

Mark your items with name/image of long dead band so nobody will want to touch them. Or start your own street team and lower the property values.

4" Neon Body Sticker. In the child times of Wizard Video big boxes and riding in the back of mom’s Buick Le Sabre, lawnmower money could buy you 4x4 stickers of album covers at Countryside Mall. Trickle down nostalgia for diminishing returns.

3" Skull sticker. An ugly, lopsided sticker to publicize your love of degenerate feedback and blast beats. Is this a deal? Unclear. Buy one for your school pencil box or the bumper of your child transport vehicle. Whatever era of life it is you trudge through, show people that your aesthetic is incoherent mess.

11" Rolling Heads Sticker. Slap this on your kid shuffler or city bike or guitar you can’t play. Slap this on your teenage mirror, right next to the face staring back at you in contempt and delusion. Enjoy the Reagan cabinet guillotine commission.

1" Buttons. Maybe your dryer is tumbling typically, with a standard sound. Forget one of these on your jacket laundry cycle and the recurrent metallic clang is your favorite new noise “artist”. Or put six of them on your jacket for maximum bullying.