Dinner

Another beloved and/or infamous character from the crime scene manual (and somehow not based on the dead but still shambling anthropomorphic pelican gullet Mitch McConnell) makes debut on textile chest slop.

While trying to build combat merch as hideous and unlovable as combat music, this combination of color and visage begged for its 15 minutes in the Florida sun. A tribute to combat bootleggers, we will bootleg steak mtn ourselves. 

$5 from each shirt sold will be donated to an animal rescue in Georgia run by old friends from Florida. Assuck has been donating money to them from merch sales (https://www.generaldespair.com/search?q=assuck&options%5Bprefix%5D=last) so we follow in their footsteps as we always have.

Two color print on a pistachio tee. Gildan Ultra Cotton.